Dedicated Follower of Agile

Lately, Puffed Up Ego of the Month's antics have become less ulcer-inducing and more amusing. No, this perception is not drug-assisted.

I would like to dedicate this song to him. Many apologies to The Kinks.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
His shirts are plaid, and always square.
He will shake or break you when he says that he's the best,
Cause he's a dedicated follower of agile.

And when he does his little rounds
Round all the cube farms in this town,
Eagerly believing he knows meth-o-dology,
Cause he's a dedicated follower of agile.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)!
He thinks he is a coder but he isn't,
And when the coders tell him how to really write the spec,
He feels a dedicated follower of agile.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)!
There's one thing that he loves and that's to iterate;
One week he drafts documents, the next week he rewrites,
Cause he's a dedicated follower of agile.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
When specs aren't clear, he is nowhere.
All the while the dev team really has to carry on,
Each one a dedicated follower of agile.

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)!
His world is built round shrines to his own greatness,
This egocentric individual always is the best
Cause he's a dedicated follower of agile!

Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is)!
He slams the other dev teams that do waterfall,
In matters of the code he is as fickle as can be,
Cause he's a dedicated follower of agile.
He's a dedicated follower of agile.
He's a dedicated follower of agile.